What it Means to be a REAL Patriot

by Ambertolina
After listening to as much right-wing talk-radio as I can stand and having endless arguments with hardcore Republicans in person and over the Internet, I have now established what it means to be a REAL American patriot. And boy, have I been totally wrong about what it means to be a good American! Just [...]

My Daughter, the Nerd

by Ambertolina

Recently, at the recommendation of our dentist, it became necessary to take the daughter to the orthodontist. This did not surprise me, since the child is virtually my clone and I had to have extensive orthodontia work done. What did surprise me is how orthodontia has come along in the last twenty years.
It looks [...]

The Hipsters Scene (a commentary)

by Ambertolina

I was quick to agree with my writing colleague’s assessment of the hipster scene, which, in the eyes of a 40-something year old person is A) contrived, B) silly, and perhaps most importantly C) no longer hip.

Then I thought about this band I went to see with friends recently. A couple of friends and [...]

The Dad Who Did Not Let Me Do Text Chat

Somehow or another, my husband and I have produced this high-maintenance, picky, precocious, drama queen of a child. She is 7 years old. Though she’s a good reader, she far more enjoys writing her own books than reading other peoples’ material, thank-you-very-much.

She and her father also enjoy playing this online game called Wizard 101, which [...]

Chitty Chitty vs. Shitty Shitty

by Ambertolina
This is a plea aimed at Hollywood. And I guess just parents in general.
When my husband and I had a kid and she turned four or so, it was a great excuse to purchase my most favorite musical of all time, Mary Poppins. The next logical movie to purchase after Mary Poppins was Chitty [...]

Is This Your Name?

by Ambertolina
We here at Wiffli like to spend lots of time surfing the Internets when we’re supposed to be writing. As such, we sometimes stumble upon sites that we think you the reader might be interested in.

I happened across this silly little site which doesn’t do all that much, but it did give me [...]

Dear Rachael: No One Cares

by Ambertolina

The following is an open letter to Rachael Ray.

My Dearest Rachael:

First off, I want to explain that I am neither a Rachael Ray hater, nor, particularly, a Rachael Ray fan. (By the by; I was intrigued to find out that the website Rachael Ray Sux—www.rrsux.com—was shut down in March of this year by [...]

Public Humiliation: The BEST Advertising

by Ambertolinadina

I live in a relatively small town of about 100,000 people. However, this is a college town, so we have a huge variety of service-related businesses that cater to the kids.

As my daughter and I drove down one of our main thoroughfares recently, she piped up from the back seat: “Why is that man [...]

I like Independence Day

by Ambertolina

I know this entry is a little late, but then I’m always a little late for everything. As I sat with my family in the dark out on our deck at our suburban home watching fireworks pop and sparkle all over town this past July Fourth, while finishing my second very large glass of [...]

I’m Angry AND I Hate Myself!

by Ambertolina
So, Jason and I elected to throw up some Google Ads on this site because we’re greedy AND delusional. We’re hoping that you’ll love reading our humorous tales so much that you’ll tell your friends about Wiffli and they’ll tell their friends, and pretty soon, we’ll be making bucketloads of money off of a [...]