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Real Women are Dayamn Sexy

by Jason Edwards

I categorically deny that I am writing this just to change the ads that appear on our webzine.

That said, let’s talk about hotties. This past weekend was the Seattle Rock n Roll Marathon, and there occurred in the days before the event the obligatory expo, where hundreds of vendors cram an […]

Eating In The Midwest

by Jason Edwards

Wiffli is all about food. At least it has been so far. We promise to go in different directions as we get our wheels spinning. But the thing is, we who are Wiffli are from the Midwest, and one of us is still there. That’s a very compelling element in our selection […]

I’m Angry AND I Hate Myself!

by Ambertolina

So, Jason and I elected to throw up some Google Ads on this site because we’re greedy AND delusional. We’re hoping that you’ll love reading our humorous tales so much that you’ll tell your friends about Wiffli and they’ll tell their friends, and pretty soon, we’ll be making bucketloads of money off of […]

Fat Ass Watch

by Ambertolina

Alright, dammit. I’m going to attempt something a little different because I’m tired of losing a pound or less a week. I’m cutting out sugar, white bread and pasta and cheese. I guess it’s easier if I say what I will eat, which is mostly whole foods: veggies, […]

Fat Ass Watch

by Ambertolina

Weight today: 188.4 pounds

Weight last week: 187.4 pounds

Height: 5’6”

BMI: 30.2

F r i c k.

Fat Ass Watch

by Jason E

Weight today: 182.2 pounds

Weight last week: 188.4 pounds

Height: 5’8”

BMI: 27.7

I hit my 10% goal. Hooray for me. But look at that BMI– according to these charts, I should lose 20 more pounds. If I can, I’ll go be an Anorexic for Halloween. Hooboy.

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Bourbon Love

by Jason Edwards (hic)

Whiskey is not difficult to make, but it is difficult to make well. Actually, good whiskey is nothing more than consistent in its flavors, because it’s just a fact of human existence that with enough willful exposure to something, one can grow to like that something. Good just means consistent, so […]

Fat Ass Watch Part Deux, Electric Boogaloo

by Ambertolina

Weight today: 187.4 pounds

Weight last week: 188.8 pounds

Height: 5’6”

BMI: 30.2

I believe I’m going to change my weigh-in date from Mondays to Tuesdays because we keep having/attending these damn cookouts every Sunday. (Oh who am I kidding? […]

Fat Ass Watch

by Jason Edwards

Weight “today:” 188.4 pounds

Weight last week: 186.2 pounds

Height: 5’8”

BMI: Embarrassing

Told you I would gain some weight. Ha so there. I blame the big-ass (pun) piece of wedding cake I ate last Tuesday. It was from our wedding a year before, and I couldn’t see it go to […]

Let’s Hear It For Cargo Shorts!

by Jason Edwards

I love cargo shorts. I was reminded of this the other day when I was having a conversation with a friend who happens to be a flaming homosexual. We were talking about the TV show House.

“Yeah, and then he want into V-Fib-”

“Oh my god, what’s V-Fib? It’s sound like the […]