America is Fat

by Jason Edwards
America is fat. Say it proud! No, really, we as a country have grown to gargantuan proportions. And with test-scores falling at the same time, most of us don’t even know what “gargantuan” means. I’m pretty sure it’s from the Latin for “you jiggle when you walk.” Then again, I went to [...]

Fat Ass Watch

by Ambertolina

Alright, dammit. I’m going to attempt something a little different because I’m tired of losing a pound or less a week. I’m cutting out sugar, white bread and pasta and cheese. I guess it’s easier if I say what I will eat, which is mostly whole foods: veggies, fruits, non-processed meats, eggs, a few [...]

Fat Ass Watch

by Ambertolina

Weight today: 188.4 pounds
Weight last week: 187.4 pounds
Height: 5’6”
BMI: 30.2

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Fat Ass Watch

by Ambertolina

Weight today: 188.8 pounds
Weight last week: 189.4 pounds
Height: 5’6”
BMI: 30.5

Fat Ass Watch

by Ambertolina

Not bad. But not good enough, dammit. I’m still clinically obese. I’d be thrilled to get down to just “fat”.

Fat Ass Watch

by Jason Edwards
Here’s an eating tip. Sara Lee makes a bread called 45 Calories and delightful. Best Foods makes a light mayo that actually tastes like mayo with only 45 calories per tablespoon. Slice fresh vegetables (just go to town) and you’ve got a 135 calorie snack. If you count Weight Watchers points, that’s 2.  [...]

Fat Ass Watch

by Ambertolina

Sigh. I should be banned from cookouts.

I compulsively weigh myself  every morning. Most of last week I was down one or two pounds from the week before. Until yesterday, that is, when my brother- and sister-in-law invited us over for a cookout, which, of course, includes chips and beer. But Monday is my [...]

Fat Ass Watch

by Jason Edwards
Weight today*: 202.8 pounds
Weight last week*: 196.4 pounds
Height: 5’8”
BMI: 29.9
Hi. I went to Weight Watchers last Saturday (that’s what them asterisks up there mean). It was my second meeting ever, and I got a bookmark for going twice in a row. HELL YEAH! Also, I lost 6.4 pounds. YOU DAMN RIGHT! So they [...]

Fat Ass Watch

by Ambertolina
Damn fat people. They’re everywhere. And they’re getting bigger!

In an effort to help combat fat, the editors of Wiffli will be keeping track of, and disclosing, our weights on a weekly basis. We’re both attempting to adhere to the Weight Watchers program right now, though we’re not necessarily endorsing the Weight Watchers program over [...]