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America is Fat

by Jason Edwards

America is fat. Say it proud! No, really, we as a country have grown to gargantuan proportions. And with test-scores falling at the same time, most of us don’t even know what “gargantuan” means. I’m pretty sure it’s from the Latin for “you jiggle when you walk.” Then again, I went […]

Use Chopsticks to Eat Doritos

by Jason Edwards

Consider this a Public Service Announcement. I would like to humbly suggest that you use chopsticks to eat your Doritos.

This should address the problem of getting that orange stuff all over your fingers. Granted, sometimes you don’t mind so much. Sometimes, you are only eating a few Doritos, and for the […]

Eating In The Midwest

by Jason Edwards

Wiffli is all about food. At least it has been so far. We promise to go in different directions as we get our wheels spinning. But the thing is, we who are Wiffli are from the Midwest, and one of us is still there. That’s a very compelling element in our selection […]

Ess to the Pea Ayem!

by Jason E I had some ess to the pea ayem for lunch today. Yeah, I gotta be careful how I spell that, since it’s become more famous for bad things than good. Then again, maybe you think potted luncheon meat is bad, and that’s how unsolicited e-mail got the nickname. Nah, it’s from a […]

Back on the Weight Watchers Wagon

by Jason Edwards

If you’re like me, you like to eat. Cheeseburgers are your secret mistress, but you don’t discriminate, and any ol’ pizza, sub, taco, or pile of chow fun will do. You’re a multicultural Don Giovanni and the food court down at the mall is your seraglio.

Then again, you don’t […]